Posts Tagged: quick hit

dreamboat
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By Christmas Ape | 16 comments

MAN SPARED FROM MISERLY WRATH OF COUNT BRADY A guy who swiped Dreamboat's priceless flower boxes and attempted to sell them for scrap metal (presumably because he thought he was in Fallout 3 for real) was reduced to panhandling when Brady tried to collect the $4,000 his vagina needs to feel fancy.

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ben rongrastname
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By Christmas Ape | 5 comments

"SMASH AND DASH" SMASHED, DASHED Chris Johnson put the kibosh on the tandem nickname he shares with LenWhale, because White got gravy stains all over it and stretched it out in the legs, leaving DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart to lay claim to the moniker contention-free.

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base-ball?
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By Christmas Ape | 11 comments

SOON THEY'LL ELECT A UNIBROW TO BE MAYOR.

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angry pirate
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By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

HOW BE YE, LANDLUBBING COW RANCHERS.

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Madden
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By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

"NOW I TELL YA, THAT'S A HECK OF A TOSS.

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FNIA
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By Unsilent Majority | 25 comments

FNIA just got more preachy.

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F--K YOU BRETT FAVRE
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By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

FRAN TARKENTON A STOIC HERO TO THE HOPELESS AND DOWNTRODDEN.

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giseleboat
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By Christmas Ape | 20 comments

AND BRADY MAKES THREE.

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quick hit
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By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

SEX CANNON ABOUT TO EXPLODE ALL OVER VIRGIN FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

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