Posts Tagged: purple jesus


Vikings-Giants Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 748 comments

Despite starting the game with a running back lacking an NFL carry, the Giants opened with a steady opening drive that took more than nine minutes off the clock and featured both a near interception and a near touchdown pass.

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FJM Time – The Worst Adrian Peterson Column Yet

By BobbyBigWheel | 113 comments

For 99% of people, the first though upon hearing that Adrian Peterson's biological son was beaten to death by his mother's boyfriend is "that's horrible, I hope that never happens again.

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Week 6 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 903 comments

The NFL had briefly considered postponing or moving today's Eagles-Bucs game on account of Tampa's facilities swimming with disease.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

Last year: 10-6, lost in Wild Card round Acquisitions: Greg Jennings, Desmond Bishop, Sharrif Floyd, Xavier Rhodes, Cordarrelle Patterson, Matt Cassel Departures: Percy Harvin, Antoine Winfield, Geoff Schwartz, Chris Kluwe Vegas win total over/under: 7 1/2 wins Verdict: UNDER Five benefits of "juicing on the blood of Jesus": - Current NFL testing only detects doping on the blood of Yahweh or Allah.

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Man Floored By Adrian Peterson’s Stance On A Gay NFL Player

By Christmas Ape | 12 comments

As little as I want to give TMZ attention for harassing celebrities in public, it's definitely worthwhile to watch one of their own eat it while waylaying Adrian Peterson on the streets of downtown D.

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Adrian Peterson Possibly Got Robbed Of The Record, Nerd Says — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Some nerdlinger crunched numbers using math wizardry to determine how likely it is that Adrian Peterson actually broke the single-season rushing title, but was denied because of the way the NFL rounds off yardage gained.


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