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detroit lions

Week 6 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 903 comments

The NFL had briefly considered postponing or moving today's Eagles-Bucs game on account of Tampa's facilities swimming with disease.

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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

Last year: 10-6, lost in Wild Card round Acquisitions: Greg Jennings, Desmond Bishop, Sharrif Floyd, Xavier Rhodes, Cordarrelle Patterson, Matt Cassel Departures: Percy Harvin, Antoine Winfield, Geoff Schwartz, Chris Kluwe Vegas win total over/under: 7 1/2 wins Verdict: UNDER Five benefits of "juicing on the blood of Jesus": - Current NFL testing only detects doping on the blood of Yahweh or Allah.

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purple jesus

Man Floored By Adrian Peterson’s Stance On A Gay NFL Player

By Christmas Ape | 12 comments

As little as I want to give TMZ attention for harassing celebrities in public, it's definitely worthwhile to watch one of their own eat it while waylaying Adrian Peterson on the streets of downtown D.

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Alex Smith is f--king terrible

Adrian Peterson Possibly Got Robbed Of The Record, Nerd Says — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Some nerdlinger crunched numbers using math wizardry to determine how likely it is that Adrian Peterson actually broke the single-season rushing title, but was denied because of the way the NFL rounds off yardage gained.

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Aaron Rodgers

Vikings-Packers Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 939 comments

Even though NBC tried very hard to pretend that Joe Webb is super awesome to sell this playoff game that they're broadcasting, it is great entertainment to watch the Webbslinger throw the ball.

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Aaron Rodgers

Vikings-Packers, Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 907 comments

Over the summer, we stumbled across neighbors with fences painted to reflect which side of this NFC North rivalry they stand.

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dallas cowboys

Why Not The Whole Stadium? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Security at Qualcomm Stadium was forced to eject an entire section of the upper deck on Sunday during the Chargers' regular season finale win over the Raiders.

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