Posts Tagged: purple jesus

jim harbaugh

KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Darnell Dockett Now A Multiple Alligator Owner

By Christmas Ape | 45 comments

New exotic pets, Harbaugh athletic feats and the wrath of Kaepernick's mom.

Aaron Rodgers

Packers-Vikings Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 651 comments

Only a one-score game thanks to people who are not Christian Ponder!

Aaron Rodgers

Packers-Vikings Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 868 comments

More Vikings in prime time. Surely better than all that awesome TV on tonight!


Vikings-Giants Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 748 comments

Despite starting the game with a running back lacking an NFL carry, the Giants opened with a steady opening drive that took more than nine minutes off the clock and featured both a near interception and a near touchdown pass.

Bobby Big Wheel

FJM Time – The Worst Adrian Peterson Column Yet

By BobbyBigWheel | 113 comments

For 99% of people, the first though upon hearing that Adrian Peterson's biological son was beaten to death by his mother's boyfriend is "that's horrible, I hope that never happens again.

detroit lions

Week 6 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 903 comments

The NFL had briefly considered postponing or moving today's Eagles-Bucs game on account of Tampa's facilities swimming with disease.

KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Minnesota Vikings

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

Last year: 10-6, lost in Wild Card round Acquisitions: Greg Jennings, Desmond Bishop, Sharrif Floyd, Xavier Rhodes, Cordarrelle Patterson, Matt Cassel Departures: Percy Harvin, Antoine Winfield, Geoff Schwartz, Chris Kluwe Vegas win total over/under: 7 1/2 wins Verdict: UNDER Five benefits of "juicing on the blood of Jesus": - Current NFL testing only detects doping on the blood of Yahweh or Allah.