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		<title>The Story Of Brett Favre’s 2008 Season, Predicted Using Only NY Post Pun Headlines</title>
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<strong>Fuh-Brett-aboudit:</strong> Jersey welcomes Favre<br />
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Meet The Bretts! </strong> Crazy bleachers fans pledge their allegiance to gunslinger</p>
<p><strong>My panties are all Brett:</strong> Our Andrea Peyser says Favre a “real man”</p>
<p><strong>New Jersey Bretts:</strong> New resident welcomed by home crowd</p>
<p><strong>Sour Clemons:</strong> Favre arrival ruins run at starting gig<br />
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Favring For Football! </strong> Brett &#8220;Hungry&#8221; To Start Taking Snaps<br />
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Brett Brett Hut!</strong>  Favre practices<br />
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Not Favre Now!</strong>  Brett to Start in Week 1!<br />
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Favrey Far Far! </strong> Jets win in laugher!<br />
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Bobba Brett!</strong>  Favre hunts down opposing corners!</p>
<p><strong>Breast in Show: </strong>Deanna Favre at NY Fashion Week<br />
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Catherine Bretta Jones!</strong>  Deanna and Douglas&#8217; wife spar in &#8220;huge catfight&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Brett&#8217;s Get Physical:</strong> Jets win ugly brawler against Bills</p>
<p><strong>Best Little Fourhouse In Jersey:</strong> Jets win again!</p>
<p><strong>Bretty in Pink:</strong> Favre supports wife&#8217;s breast cancer awareness</p>
<p><strong>Favre And Away:</strong> Brett and Peter King marry in Irish countryside<br />
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Favralous!</strong>  Favre and King enjoy 2-night Key West getaway</p>
<p><b>You Can Brett On It!</b>  Favre Boldly Predicts Win Over Dolphins<br />
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Brettrosexual! </strong> Favre goes shoe shopping at Barney’s</p>
<p><strong>Brett Offensive!</strong>  Throw 3 picks in Pats loss</p>
<p><b>Chronicles Of Favria:</b> Steve Serby hails the Jets new &#8220;Prince&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Bretteranarian! </strong> Favre tells Cindy Adams about his love for small toy dogs<br />
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Rum Slinger:</strong> Favre arrested in barroom brawl</p>
<p><strong>Soldier Boy!</strong>  Fightin&#8217; Favre reminds our Steve Dunleavy of his old WWI chums at Gallipoli</p>
<p><strong>Favre-y Dent:</strong> Brett&#8217;s inconsistent play has made him a Two-Face<br />
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Not The Man He First Brett: </strong>King and Favre try “trial separation”</p>
<p><strong>4 Skinned? </strong>Favre arrested in Montclair, NJ, rest stop sting<br />
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Favre 4 Fighting:</strong> Jets make run at final playoff spot<br />
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Brett Him Outta Here! </strong> Rich Lowry says Favre’s whiny ways totally fucking Un-American<br />
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Favra Conger! </strong> Brett did all for the $$$$!</p>
<p><strong>Brett Him Play!</strong>  Favre wants start over Clemons</p>
<p><strong>Brett Blanket!</strong>  Favre unhappy with Clemons start<br />
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Pot Calls Brettle Back!</strong>  Mangini says Favre “sabotaging” team<br />
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A Bridge Too Favre? </strong> Mangini and Favre &#8220;at a stalemate&#8221;<br />
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Favre, Nifty 4, Where Are You?!</strong> Favre a no-show for road trip</p>
<p><strong>Favred Up! </strong>Jets miss playoffs thanks to untimely 8 INT Favre performance after Kellen goes down!<br />
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Thanks Four The Memories:</strong> Favre retires after disappointing season in New York; plans July unretirement</p>
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