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Last night, Kissing Suzy Kolber editor Michael Tunison and general counsel Robert Wheel met with senior NFL brass at a very important New York bar.
No promises on Katy Perry
Please join us tomorrow at 11 a.
To be clear, yes, there is a live blog for the season kick-off tonight, starting at 8 ET.
There are many enjoyable ways to spend Labor Day, the government's nod to working stiffs who, unlike Peter King, don't receive 60 days of vacation time every year.
Happy 236th birthday, America.
Our sincerest apologies on not delivering your regular weekly Peter King takedown, as well as whatever other off-season nuggets we felt like tackling today.
Because every song parody being put out right now is either playing off "Call Me Maybe" or Gotye, here's one of the latter gagging on Colts and Broncos fans coping with their departed QBs.
These motherf*ckers stole Ocho's Starbucks gold card.