Posts Tagged: Plaxico Burress

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RIP Plaxico Burress’ Career

By Christmas Ape | 25 comments

Plaxico Burress was carted off the field at Steelers practice on Thursday after tearing his rotator cuff.

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Childish Things — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 21 comments

Maybe it's because I went to public school where the teachers didn't care, but the last week leading up to Christmas I always associate with grade school days just before the Christmas break, when the teachers had nothing prepared and just wanted to kill time, so they either put on videos or hand out mindless activities to distract students.

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Plaxico Burress Would Like The Bears To Call Him, Presumably At 1-800-PLAXICO

By Danger Guerrero | 41 comments

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That’s Some Good Bridge Burning, Plaxico

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

Now that Plaxico Burress has effectively gotten the snub from the Carolina Panthers, there's a bit of doubt whether he'll even have a team to play for in 2012.

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The Loneliness Of The Late Night Runner – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

Chiefs receiver Jonathan Baldwin would like to inspire us by strapping a camera to his head and going jogging at 1:30 a.

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Criminality Never Sounded So Unglamorous – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

- As a marginal NFL receiver, Sam Hurd never once had a single rap call-out dedicated to him.

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Plaxico Denied A Microwave

By Unsilent Majority | 24 comments

Plaxico Burress had a couple of visitors over the weekend, unfortunately they brought along some contraband that didn't make it back to his cell.

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Career ending plea agreements

By Unsilent Majority | 23 comments

BREAKING: PLAX IS GOING TO JAIL.

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