Plaxico Burress had a couple of visitors over the weekend, unfortunately they brought along some contraband that didn’t make it back to his cell.

Burress’ visibly pregnant wife, Tiffany, and their 3-year-old son, Elijah, visited him Saturday and again yesterday. On Saturday, his wife attempted to bring him a GE microwave oven but was turned away by guards and had to lug it back to her white Range Rover.

Plaxico and Tiffany had a brief conversation before the guards made her leave with the microwave, a transcript of which follows.

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BREAKING: PLAX IS GOING TO JAIL. Plaxico Burress is reportedly ready to sign a plea deal that will send him to prison on a two year sentence, meaning that by the time he gets out Michael Strahan’s sitcom will have already been canceled. And really, isn’t that the true tragedy in all of this? [New York Times]

BREAKING: PLAX GOT CUT! By the New York Giants, not by the unsheathed knife he keeps tucked in his pants, precariously close to his dangling bits. Ape’s already predicting Plax to the Bears, but something tells me Dan Snyder will be damned if he’s going to lose out on an available headcase to those guys twice in one week. [Sportsline]