Sorry Bob, coffee is for closers and Gatorade is for players.

I’m taking a break from calling all Las Vegas area hospitals in a search for a presumably suicidal Unsilent Majority to bring you the SNF open thread. Tonight the Colts are making their first trip to Arizona since 1990 (Jeff George! Timm Rosenbach!).

Both teams are coming off noteworthy victories. The Colts came from behind in Miami Monday night (ZOMG TIME OF POSSESSION MEANS NOTHING TO PEY PEY!!). While Kurt Warner set an NFL record for QB accuracy by completing over 92 percent of his passes against Jacksonville. That record, like Warner’s record for blandness, may never be broken.

On a personal note, I’m hoping that second-year player Early Doucet can somehow distinguish himself among the deeply talented Cardinal wide receiver corps. Not because I’m a fan, but because there’s an untapped goldmine in “Early Doucet” jokes.