See I reckon you’re about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you’ve got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though – but yeah you score high.

But there’s just one little thing that’s really really,
Really really annoying me about you, you see,
Yeah yeah, like I said, you are really fit
But my gosh! Don’t you just know it?

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