Posts Tagged: patron saint

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Happy 69th, Patron Saint

By Christmas Ape | 46 comments

Today is Joe Namath's 69th birthday, which is the most Joe Namath of birthdays.


The Five Funniest Moments From The First Hard Knocks Episode

By Christmas Ape | 65 comments

The premiere of the Jets season of Hard Knocks went about as well as could be reasonably expected.

Joe only upset if the car lacked vapor lock

By Christmas Ape | 67 comments

I WANNA SELL TO YOU Joe Namath's 19-year-old daughter was arrested in Florida after being found with 200 grams of marijuana in her car, as well as a bottle of rum and 11 cans of Miller Lite in the trunk (WHO STOLE ONE.

children are our future unless we stop them

Suzy Kolber Was Kissed, Then Inseminated

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

Pro Football Talk, which is always right about these things, is spreading the rumor that Matron Saint Suzy Kolber is preggers or with child, or whichever other gormless idiom you use for pregnant.

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She’s Cognizant Of Us. She’s Really, Really Cognizant Of Us

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

As has been mentioned in this space recently, we six of KSK have been toiling away at this for round about a year now, with little reward or recompense beyond basking in our own pissed excellence.