Posts Tagged: panther pride

Breesus Christ

DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW JAMBALAYA ZYDECO TRUE BLOOD VAMPIRES

By Christmas Ape | 84 comments

Some people sincerely want to push Carolina as an upset possibility over the unbeaten Saints because cornball Cajun bag of suck Jake Delhomme has never lost a start in the Superdome and John Fox is 7-0 there as a head coach.

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dallas cowboys

First Quarterback to Three Pick-Sixes Gets to Die With Their Coach

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Pickerceptionkkake Fantasy owners in possession of Felix Jones or either starting defense have to be licking their chomps and lubricating their fists at the prospect of the forthcoming points SPLOSION.

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Anything associated with Bank of America must burn

The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 2nd Seed — Carolina Panthers

By Christmas Ape | 69 comments

If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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Adventures of Eli

The Battle of the Steve Smiffs Holds Great Consequence

By Christmas Ape | 123 comments

Today we already were assured that we get our Marmalard-Cutlerfucker showdown next week for the AFC West crown (also known as the team that gets to lose in the first round to the Colts).

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mickey from rockaway

Possible AFC Championship vs. Possible NFC Championship. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 65 comments

Two of the elder franchises, each with a massive and surpassingly obnoxious fanbase, take on some Southern teams with followers made complacent by early success and NASCAR.

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mnf recap

Hot Quarterbacks Might Not Want Anything to Do With Garcia After That One

By Christmas Ape | 20 comments

Not a whole lot of the Matron Saint tonight, but there were a number of delightful announcer gaffes to go along with 3,000 rushing yards by the Panthers.

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ksk live blogkkake of the week

It’s Not The SEC, But It’ll Do: The South Pretends to Like the NFLkkake!

By Christmas Ape | 20 comments

KSK's quick gun with live blog picture captioning and resident Jeff Garcia fluffer, Grimey, sent on his riff on my lovingly homertastic self-portrait.

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panther pride

How Come You Don’t Hear Nothin’ About Us Southern Teams?

By Christmas Ape | 97 comments

Last I checked, our division got as many wins as those northeast liberal elitist commie perverts in the NFC East, but you don't hear nothing about some homespun footbaw from real America in the NFC South.

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buffalo bills

Now It’s Time To Find! That! Fraud!

By Christmas Ape | 30 comments

As per the usual this time of year, there is something amiss about the unforeseen occupants atop the standings.

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