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Ryan Kalil’s Actual Super Bowl Guarantee

Ryan Kalil’s Actual Super Bowl Guarantee

By Christmas Ape | 18 comments

In today's edition of the Charlotte Observer, Carolina Panthers center Ryan Kalil took out a full-page ad to promise fans that the team would win the Super Bowl this season.

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Steve Smith: Still Scarier Than Gremlins

Steve Smith: Still Scarier Than Gremlins

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

Steve Smith signed a three-year extension with the Panthers on Tuesday.

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The Dick Cheese That Is The Arizona Cardinals: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

The Dick Cheese That Is The Arizona Cardinals: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 63 comments

William Gay's new vanityFrom now on, I'm losing Leitch's "buzzsaw" moniker and going with THE DICK CHEESE THAT IS THE ARIZONA CARDINALS.

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: NFC South

KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: NFC South

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW JAMBALAYA ZYDECO TRUE BLOOD VAMPIRES

DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW JAMBALAYA ZYDECO TRUE BLOOD VAMPIRES

By Christmas Ape | 84 comments

Some people sincerely want to push Carolina as an upset possibility over the unbeaten Saints because cornball Cajun bag of suck Jake Delhomme has never lost a start in the Superdome and John Fox is 7-0 there as a head coach.

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First Quarterback to Three Pick-Sixes Gets to Die With Their Coach

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

PickerceptionkkakeFantasy owners in possession of Felix Jones or either starting defense have to be licking their chomps and lubricating their fists at the prospect of the forthcoming points SPLOSION.

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