Kissing Suzy Kolber » our sources may be fake but they’re still better than mort’s http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:23:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 KSK Exklusive: Player Costumes Revealed! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/ksk-exklusive-player-costumes-revealed.html http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/ksk-exklusive-player-costumes-revealed.html#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:49:15 +0000 Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=6624

After the Roy Williams surprise at the Lions’ Halloween party earlier in the week, we didn’t want to be caught on the hop about what other players were doing. Rather wait and be surprised by what characters they showed up as, we sought out trusted informants to ruin for the fun for everybody.

Mike Singletary: Charles Haley
Tony Romo: Pinky
Jessica Simpson: The Brain
Hines Ward: Kung Fu Panda
Terrell Suggs: Boba Fett
Ed Hochuli: Sarah Palin
Jim Zorn: Ned Flanders
Brett and Deanna Favre: Julius and Ethel Rosenberg
Jason Elam: A crime-fighting linebacker with Jesus in his heart
Chad Ochocinco: Chad Johnson (the one who used to be a good football player)
Mike Holmgren: blackface Romeo Crennel
Romeo Crennel: A boulder
Kellen Winslow: Tanaka from Major League II


Chris Mortensen: Jay Glazer
Peyton Manning: Frankenstein’s creature
Eli Manning: Homemade Transformers costume
Sage Rosenfels: Ryu


J.T. O’Sullivan: NO GODDAMN BRITISH POUF THAT’S FOR SURE!
Vince Young: Kurt Cobain
Jay Cutler: Butters
Jason Witten: The Operation guy
Matt Ryan: Slutty nurse
Chad Pennington: Raggedy Andy
Laveranues Coles: Raggedy Ann
Philip Rivers: The Joker


Bernard Pollard: Lawrence Taylor
LenDale White: Grimace
LaDainian Tomlinson: Bunny Lebowski

If you’ve heard more, let us know in the comments.

Emmitt pic from PCB

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