PREPARE YOUR ANUS

05.06.10 Written by Captain Caveman

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“Don’t Worry, It’s Not a Threat to You” Outshined by Dildos, a Loophole in the Bro Code and a Butt Secks Dissenter: The KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag

06.18.09 Written by Christmas Ape

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Lovers of sex and warmed-over sex advice rejoice, it is time again for the Internet’s foremost source of counsel from misanthropic sexists. This week, in addition to entertaining a bevy of B-Marsh trade inquiries, we address a wee dicked fellow who frets over his girl’s love of her “Purple Penetrator,” non-fug options for those in Oklahoma, a reader with a carte blanche for any sex act he desire, if it’s okay to bed a girl who’s long since dismissed your friend and, shock of shocks, a guy who bucks the tide of the overwhelmingly favorable anal seeking sentiment on the site. Remember, commenters, torch him, not me.

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KSK Fantasy/Sex Advice Mailbag: Bi Week Special

01.29.09 Written by Unsilent Majority


Sure they look good now, but as soon as you turn your back they’ll be fucking a guy.

Welcome to another enlightening edition of the KSK Football and Sex Advice Mailbag! After the jump we’ll delve into such topics as bi love triangles, a Rachel Maddow fetish, foodie blowjobs, and of course, the quest for anal.

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KSK Fantasy/Sex Advice Mailbag: Spying On Your Sister-In-Law

01.22.09 Written by Unsilent Majority

Welcome to another disturbingly arousing edition of the KSK Football and Sex Advice Mailbag! After the jump we’ll delve into such sensitive issues as how to explain away that tape you made of your sister-in-law undressing, teaching your adolescent son the proper way to clean up after himself, pregnant sex, and of course, the quest for anal.

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KSK Fantasy/Sex Advice Mailbag: Rocco’s Ex, Threesomes, and the Elusive Quest For Buttsex

01.08.09 Written by Unsilent Majority

Quoth Punter: Thanks for editing yourself out of the photo, Rocco. Now I only have to crop out one face before I jerk to it.

Welcome to another disturbingly arousing edition of the KSK Football and Sex Advice Mailbag! After the jump we’ll answer such sensitive questions as when to clean the pipes, what to do about a dog who wants to join the fun, and when it’s time to retire the spooge sock (Ed. note: Immediately).

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