Posts Tagged: ookie

clay matthews

Your Week 5 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 712 comments

Clay Matthews got to realize an advertiser's drug-induced fever dream for Zaxby's.

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elisha

Giants-Eagles Live Blog, Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 964 comments

Apologies if you came into this game expecting points, real or fantasy.

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elisha

Giants-Eagles Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 1,050 comments

With a bitter division rivalry being renewed, this week various media spent time exhuming the longstanding war of words between LeSean McCoy and Osi Umenyiora.

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danger guerrero

2012 KSK NFL Prekkake: Philadelphia Eagles

By Christmas Ape | 40 comments

The 2011 season arrived in Philadelphia with great fanfare and expectation, as well as one well-circulated boisterous quote from their backup quarterback.

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greatriots

It Is What It Is And That’s Football

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Turns out Michael Vick is gonna be okay, at least until the next time he takes the field, following the scare on Monday night after he took a nasty hit to the torso by Patriots linebacker Jermaine Cunningham.

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iggles

Ookie Preseason Injuries Dot Tumblr Dot Com

By Christmas Ape | 26 comments

Since Michael Vick might be done for the remainder of the preseason, if not longer, whenever he comes back, we'll have to set the over/under on how long he'll survive at six snaps.

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Atlanta Falcons

Lemme Yap At ‘Cha – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 17 comments

Been a while since we heard from Marty B, so here's him showing off his skills in the arena of mimicking small yappy dogs.

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Arian Foster

ERRMAGERD, TRATTUR – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 30 comments

Defensive end Brett Keisel arrived at Steelers camp in an orange tractor that he drove 20 miles along the road, to the surprise of highly Pittsburghish people.

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michael vick

The Undercover Salesman Conceit Doesn’t Really Work With Superstars

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Every once in a while, Modell's takes part in one of those "athlete as undercover salesman" routines for viral video social media synergistic brand marketingkkake.

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iggles

Michael Vick Commits The Crime Of Feeding The Narrative

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Michael Vick has been in the news a bunch this week, mostly because he's shopping a book that touches on the dogfighting scandal, his subsequent downfall from stardom and return to the fold.

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