The early slate is topped by critical divisional games between the Vikes and the Pack, the Saints and the Falcons as well as the faltering Bills against the flaky Pats. In other action, Ufford gets to grit his teeth for three hours while watching his team play against Joey Porter for the first time since Super Bowl XL. And the Sex Cannon will shower Tennessee defense fantasy owners with points as liberally as he slings the cum on an elevator full of sorority girls.

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