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		<title>Jeff Reed to paper towel dispenser: &#8220;YOU GOT KTFO, MAN!!!&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was cited for criminal mischief and disorderly contact this morning in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania after he totally kicked the ass of a gas station paper [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jeffreed.jpg"><img src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jeffreed-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="jeffreed" width="150" height="150" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-11853" /></a>Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was cited for criminal mischief and disorderly contact this morning in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania after he totally kicked the ass of a gas station paper towel dispenser.</p>
<blockquote><p>According to a state police press release, Reed damaged a towel dispenser inside the men&#8217;s room at a Sheetz gas station on Route 22 in New Alexandria after he became infuriated that it did not contain towels.</p>
<p>Store employees told state police that they heard Reed &#8220;banging on something and that it was really loud.&#8221; The employees said Reed then left the bathroom &#8220;using profane language in a loud manner&#8221; and stating that there were no towels in the restroom.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s just like the liberal media to make a huge deal out of this, but where were they the time when Reed came out of the restroom and distracted an armed robber long enough to allow the clerk to throw hot coffee in his face?  He was a hero, man.<br />
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[ <a href="http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/18716145/detail.html">WTAE</a> ]</em></p>
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