THE UNABRIGED SEXTOWN DIARIES
Thursday, September 10th, 2009
HI LEGAL COUNSEL FOR CRAZY COWBOY LADY
YOU SAID YOU IS WANTING LIST OF LIFETIME PORKING PARTNERS THAT THE BEN HAS EVER DONE THE WHOOPIE TO
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OKAY
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HERE IS THE MANIFEST FOR THE EXPRESS TRAIN TO SEXTOWN
HIGH SCHOOL SWEETIE (THIS ONE TENDER)
PLUMBER LADY
PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL (DOMINOES)
MIAMI OF OHIO SKANK 1
MIAMI OF OHIO SKANK 2
MIAMI OF OHIO SKANKS 3-14 AT SAME TIME
GEEK SQUAD CHICK WITH LIP STUD
CENSUS TAKER
MAIL LADY
LADY IN EL CAMINO BEHIND CHILI’S
PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL (PAPA JOHNS)
COWHER DAUGHTER
OTHER COWHER DAUGHTER
COWHER DAUGHTER WITH BIG CHIN AND MUSTACHE
WINDSHIELD
NURSE LADY WITH THING FOR GUYS WITH NO FACE
KICKER MAN

MISSY SHE HAS PRETTY HAIR
NATALIE GULBIS
PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL (STRIPPER DRESSED AS PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL)
STOLEN NATALIE GULBIS UNDIEPANTS
JUSTIN HARTWIG’S GIRLFRIEND (IN DA BUTT)
CRAZY COWBOY LADY WHO DOUBLES AS TV REPAIRLADY
SHAQ







