Posts Tagged: old people

Dwayne Bowe

Meast And Least For Week 12

By Christmas Ape | 45 comments

If you've caught a game recently on TV, you've almost certainly seen this Visa ad featuring The Never Miss A Super Bowl Club.

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Off-Topic: Handy Icebreakers for When the Person Sitting in Front of You on an Airplane Is Dead

By Captain Caveman | 31 comments

Here's a travel note for Peter King: I only slept about 30 minutes on the redeye I took back from the West Coast on Tuesday night.

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MMP

Spencer Larsen: A Newspaper Sportswriter’s Wet Dream

By Monday Morning Punter | 24 comments

When you go both ways in the NFL, it's not a gay thing, it's a very awesome, badass thing.

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If wearing aqua & orange and naming your stadium after Jimmy Buffett’s beer hasn’t wussified your fan base quite enough

By flubby | 31 comments

This season the Miami Dolphins will furnish hand-held gizmos to 5,000 preferred season ticker holders.

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Frank Gifford thinks you are a sissy and wants you to smoke

By flubby | 24 comments

Today we have Frank Gifford, in all his wood-paneled splendor, extolling the virtues of Lucky Strike cigarettes and giving us a glimpse inside the mysterious huddles of the pre-Super Bowl era (a.

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nothing but the dog in me

The Patriots’ Black Fan Reacts to the Contract Offer to Zach Thomas

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

SAUSAGESSAUSAGESSAUSAGESOLD WHITE LINEBACKERSSAUSAGESSAUSAGESALL ASANTE'S FAULTSAUSAGESSAUSAGESSAUSAGESMORE WHITE PLAYERS FROM THE DOLPHINSSAUSAGESSAUSAGESSAUSAGESOLD WHITE LINEBACKERSSAUSAGESSAUSAGESSTOP BEATING MESAUSAGES.

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