If these reports are to be believed, Brett Favre’s idea of a cure for an itch is getting the shit beaten out of him by opposing defenses for one more season. I, on the other hand, prefer the sweet relief a deft swipe across the crotchal region while no one is looking. Or sometimes I pretend to tuck in the back of my shirt when I’m really scratching my ass. That move is clutch. Brett really ought to consider giving that one a chance.

[ Video from The Sports Daily ]

Good to see you two towns get such needed press coverage. Why don’t you go to the gym and pump each other?