People who read me back in my With Leather days know that I, unlike any other man on the planet, have a thing for Scarlett Johansson. Well maybe not unlike any man, but certainly more than that pouf Ryan Reynolds. However, because it’s the Internet, every time I profess my love for her, I always have to deal with some troll saying that she’s fat or that she has a stupid tattoo or that she can’t act. To those people I say: shut up. You don’t need to act when you take pictures like this.

For those of you who prefer Sexy Friday alternative programming, well, let’s see what we can do about that…

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Today’s Sexy Friday comes in video form, and is brought to you by Argentine model/TV personality Silvina Luna.  Her hobbies include sunbathing nude and posing for Argentine Playboy (NSFW).  Here she demonstrates everything about South America that’s better than the United States.  Namely, that the notion of “dressed up” in many Spanish-speaking countries translates to “undressed” in English.

The only American city where an outfit like this would be acceptable in public is Miami, because Miami is awesome (Vegas doesn’t count because half the women are hookers or strippers. Not that that’s a bad thing).  Sure, there’s a chance you might see something vaguely similar at some high-end club in other cities, but American women would murder someone dressed like Silvina with the pure power of bitchy comments.  The autopsy would reveal fatal claw marks on her soul.

More pictures of Silvina after the jump.  In this case, it would be appropriate to pronounce it “hump.”

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