Posts Tagged: off-topic

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KSK Off Topic: How To Foil A Child Molester

KSK Off Topic: How To Foil A Child Molester

By Big Daddy Drew | 121 comments

When I was ten years old, I was a member of a swim team at a local country club.

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andy rooney

$1,968.46 Well Spent, CBS

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Of all the celebrities who didn't get the chance to blow me off in Miami, Andy Rooney is the one I'm saddest of all that I missed.

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This Week in F–k You: Labradoodle Owners

This Week in F–k You: Labradoodle Owners

By Captain Caveman | 113 comments

We’re in the slowest stretch of the offseason now: the dreaded post-draft period.

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“I’ve Heard About Your Box.”

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Batman, in town for a boat show, confronts Jerry "The King" Lawler dressed as Superman at a TV station in Memphis.

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awful rapey
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KSK Off-Topic: Board Games for Rapists

KSK Off-Topic: Board Games for Rapists

By Christmas Ape | 76 comments

div#main{overflow:visible;}To stave off the specter of boredom or maybe just to sublimate our own latent rapey urges, the Gay Mafia occasionally engages in hour-long sessions of e-mail-based rape joke bandying.

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Open Legs by Jane Seymour

Open Legs by Jane Seymour

By Christmas Ape | 44 comments

[Tinkly piano bullshit]My mother used to say always keep your legs openIt's the only way to give and receive loveBut sometimes you have to jam those legs shut to get the chintzy jewelry you want for Valentine's Day.

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KSK O/T: Weatherbee Should Punch Him in the Dick

By Christmas Ape | 15 comments

Ringo Starr, one of the three two surviving members of the Beatles, along with that guy who got divorced by that greedy amputee bitch and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, has issued the diktat to his fans that he will no longer be receiving their fan mail as of next Monday.

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