Posts Tagged: ocho cinco

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: AFC North

By Christmas Ape | 45 comments

It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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Terrell Owens Ushered Into SW Ohio-Based Carnival Of Unhinged Football Retards

By Christmas Ape | 46 comments

An aged and desperate Terrell Owens has been signed by the Bengals to a one-year deal to replace the gimpy Antonio Bryant.

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Oh crap. Do we really have to watch ‘Dancing with the Stars’ now?

By Captain Caveman | 72 comments

So, there is talk of "Dancing with the Stars" in the sports blogosphere, and it's louder than usual since the coming installment will feature an NFL star from the present, rather than a creaky Hall of Famer.

ocho cinco

Spanish Nip vs. Nordic Bear. WHO YA GOT?

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

Chad Ochocinco wants to change his name to another clunky foreign translation of "Eight Five".

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By Christmas Ape | 86 comments

The Eagles and Cowboys meet with NFC East primacy on the line.

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Dislexy Rexy Will Not Kiss the Rings You Gave to Putin

By Christmas Ape | 67 comments

I don't think there's ever been another team in history that's generated more buzz with a win over the Texans than the Jets have this week.


Eleven Angry Men… And One Super Excited Big Boy

By Christmas Ape | 16 comments

Elisha Manning was all set to get empaneled onto a jury, but his questionnaire revealed a deep-seated bias against people who have stolen antiques.