Pacman: Yo yo. Pacman be croozin up dat azz wen Mista Agent Man say U GON 2 KANNIDA. Pacman say were Kannida at? He say UP NORF. U GON UP NORF.

Pacman down wid it.

Pacman gon norf, an he gon shine. He gon find dem snow bunneez and feed dem hiz dik carrit. Ho gon fuk up dem Ruffryders. BULLEE DAT.

/goes to Canada

Yo yo. Pacman say itz cold lik a muthaphuckka up n dis bitch.

Canadian: Welcome to Canada, Eh! Would you like complimentary health care?

Pacman: Man, fuk u! Pacman gon chomp sum titz.

Canadian: How about some delicious maple syrup, eh?

Pacman: Ooh, Pacman tak dat sizzurp! He gon drank dat sizzurp. O HE GON DRANK. U THANK HE AIN’T GON DRANK? Pacman say ain’t no sizzurp drank drank till he eet dat puzzy pancake. He gon butta dat wafful.

Canadian: Syrup is what we’re all aboot!

Pacman: Pacman say he liks nokkin em bootz, but not wit no fag n a red soot.

Canadian: Who’s your first game agaynst, sir?

Pacman: Fukk u.

/hits Canadian strip club

Pacman: Yeah yeah, Pacman down wid dis.

Canadian Stripper: Would you like a five dollar blowjob, eh?

Pacman: O HELLZ YEZ.

/throws five hundred pennies at the stripper

Pacman: U GON DRANK MY DRANK, BITCH. PACMAN SAY HE LUV KANNIDA. HE GON KANNIDIAN FO LYFE. HE GON GOBBL UP DAT KANNIDIAN BAKIN. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. HE GON FUK DAT AZZ WIF HIZ BLU BOMBA.

/fires gun

CHUH CHUH