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You’re Tardy to Smarty Cromartie’s Hearty Bacardi Party

By Trevor Risk | 11 comments

If you were keen on getting on some of Cromartie's popular, single malt football formula, looks like you'll have to settle for a Rodgers-Cromartie blend, because Antonio's currently out of stock.

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Nothing moves the pizza pie like comical punches to the crotch.

By flubby | 33 comments

Rather than look on in approval from afar, Jerry Jones seems to inject himself into the action as much as possible.

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As We Proceed… (Who Shot Ya?) …To Give You What You Need

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

Late last week, Redskins first-round pick LaRon "The Ron" Landry was paintballed in the groin in an apparent team-building activity with fellow members of the first-team defense.

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