The Dick-Off: Santonio Holmes vs. Chris Cooley. WHO YA GOT?
Friday, October 31st, 2008
Before the start of the season, two notable contributors to playoff teams each had an episode of penile exhibitionism hit the Intarwebs. Only Chris Cooley caught flak for his, but that’s because a guy with as big a dick as Santonio Holmes never has to apologize for it. Hell, I’m sure Jeff Reed was glad to welcome him to the online dick-flashing club. So Brady Quinn, WHO YA GOT?
Santonio Holmes____________Chris Cooley
Hails From
Wherever the good weed at___________Fuck Town
Nickname
San Antonio, according to every fuckwit announcer_________Captain Chaos
Winner of
Genetic lottery________________Team’s fantasy league (almost as good!)
Dick resembles
Tomato can___________________Tomato stem
Who’s on it
I don’t know, but I hope they lubed_________Every Redskins fan
What happens when you point a Desert Eagle at it?
Finishing Move
Fucks your fantasy team as painfully as it sounds________________Makes you go through Tanner
But wait, there’s more!
