Posts Tagged: New York Jets

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The Jets Derp Then Un-derp

By Christmas Ape | 1 comment

The Jets began their first possession of Monday Night Football in Falcons territory following a blocked punt.

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Jets-Falcons Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 828 comments

Last week, we were treated to a rare Monda night game that looked good on paper and it ended up being a disgusting blowout, so since we already know this match-up sucks, hopefully the complete opposite holds true.

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Jets to Unveil Breast Cancer Jersey, Name Change for Monday Night Matchup

By Tim Schavitz | 19 comments

For Monday Night's game against the Atlanta Falcons, the New York Jets unveiled over the weekend an alternate uniform for the NFL's push for Breast Cancer Awareness month.

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Geno Smith Is Now A True Jet

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

For a few weeks, it was uncertain whether Geno Smith would make it as a Jets quarterback, but at last he has a turnover for a touchdown so breathtakingly stupid that there is no longer any doubt.

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What a Tease

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

Of course this game remained jjjuuuusssttt close enough for long enough to make the idea of a huge upset possible.


Jets-Patriots TNF Live Blog, First Half

By Christmas Ape | 884 comments

As we will be frequently reminded over the course of the evening, the last time the Patriots and Jets met on a Thursday, there was a great buttfumbling, a derp that produced punchlines to sustain us for an entire off-season.


Rex Ryan Once Told His Team He Was Gonna Punch Bill Belichick

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

There are certainly questions about some of Rex Ryan's abilities as a head coach, but there's no doubt either KSK Rex or IRL Rex knows how to fire guys up.

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Thank Goodness This Jersey Exists

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

Spotted at a MetLife Stadium tailgate from Sunday, a perfect customized jersey dedicated to the incident from this blog takes its name.

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2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: New York Jets

By Christmas Ape | 56 comments

Last year: 6-10, third place in AFC East Acquisitions: Geno Smith, Dee Milliner, Kellen Winslow, Dawan Landry, Sheldon Richardson Departures: Darrelle Revis, LaRon Landry, Shonn Greene, Joe McKnight, Yeremiah Bell, Tim Tebow Vegas win total over/under: 6 1/2 wins Verdict: UNDER Five ways this season might not be so horrible for Jets fans: - No Tebow.