Posts Tagged: New York Jets

happy holidays

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

By Old James | 40 comments

“MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL, LET’S GO EAT A GODDAMN SNACK!”

More
chants are becoming catchy and memorable

Drunk Jets Fan Pisses Himself While Loudly Pleading For A Geno Smith ACL Tear

By Christmas Ape | 53 comments

You'd think whoever was the successor to Mark Sanchez at quarterback for the Jets for have a little leeway to suck a bit while the team's fans recover from the trauma of watching Nacho lead their team.

More
Former Fireman Ed

An Interview With Fireman Ed, One Year Later

By Sarah Sprague | 3 comments

Where is Ed? He said he wanted to retire, but like every other person who has retired before him, Fireman Ed seems to be having some difficulty filling his time. We caught up with him at the Plainfield Curling Club in New Jersey to see how he’s doing and ask him what life is like without spending his Sundays with the Jets.

More
New York Jets

Jets’ Bench Gets Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalty, Rex Ryan Has An Important Question

By Christmas Ape | 2 comments

The Jets bench was flagged in the third quarter of their game in Baltimore for obstructing an official on the sideline.

More
Nacho

Mark Sanchez Celebrates Buttfumble Anniversary With Cornrows

By Christmas Ape | 50 comments

It was a year ago today that the Buttfumble was gloriously created on a Thanksgiving evening game in MetLife Stadium.

More
New York Jets

Geno Smith Wears A Suit On Gameday For Five Minutes

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

For four minutes and 48 seconds, Smith answered questions about why he played poorly. Then he strode the 90 feet back to his locker, took off the suit and threw on a gray zip-up hooded sweatshirt, gray sweatpants and gray Air Jordan sneakers.

More
calvin and hobbes references

Powder-Filled Tim Tebow Letter to Jersey City Mayor Revealed

By StuScott Booyahs | 16 comments

Somebody sent Jersey City Mayor Steven Fulop an envelope yesterday that contained a letter -- which discussed "spiritual stuff" -- a photo of Tim Tebow, and, of course, some white powder.

More
baltimore ravens

Ed Reed Signs With The Jets

By Christmas Ape | 42 comments

[via] As expected, Ed Reed didn't remain a free agent long after being cut by the Texans earlier this week.

More
new orleans saints

Week 9 Early Games Open Thread

By Christmas Ape | 1,194 comments

Happy Sunday. Hope everybody enjoyed the extra hour of sleep. Thanks farmers.

More
new orleans saints

Those Crazy Ryan Brothers Are At It Again

By Christmas Ape | 67 comments

[via] It's a given that whenever Rex and Rob Ryan get together that hilarity will ensue and hookers will need a ride home.

More