Posts Tagged: Ndamukong Suh

detroit lions

Lions-49ers Live Blog – Second Half

By Christmas Ape | 598 comments

The Lions succeeded in getting a turnover out of the 49ers and turned it into settling for a field goal deflected through off the upright.

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Lions-49ers Live Blog – First Half

By Christmas Ape | 776 comments

The 49ers owe their success since the beginning of the 2011 season in part to their tremendous luck with injuries and turnovers.


KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Detroit Lions

By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

The 2011 Lions made the team's first playoff appearance since the Charlie Batch era in 1999, but were swiftly dispatched by the Saints in the first round.

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5Chan Strikes Again – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

- Brett Favre's Twitter was hacked earlier this week, prompting a statement from Favre's representatives to ESPN explaining that the last actual message Favre sent out was on Sunday and that anything posted since then has been written by an imposter who gained access to the account probably because Favre set his password as havingfunoutthere.

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Your Up-To-The-Second Playoff Picture Updated Round The Clock With Newer, Cheaper Jokes

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Unless you're part of Peter King's intended audience of people who don't actually watch football, you have a pretty good idea of which teams are likely to make the postseason.

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Saints Scores And Suh Sideline Sulks – An Alliterative Lions/Saints SNF Blowout

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

Now You Can Watch The Lions Get Stomped Metaphorically By all indications, this should be a repeat of last week's Superdome curbstomping that the Saints put on the Giants, only with a lighter shade of blue despair.

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Ndamukong Suh Doesn’t Like Your Face. He Will Remove It.

By Christmas Ape | 38 comments

The hottest topic in the world of quarterbacks is the argument between the screw top and corks.


Why Would You Be On a Clock? That’s Doesn’t Sound Comfortable At All

By Christmas Ape | 47 comments

NFL 1st Round Ratings Grab Shitshowkkake Finally, they found a way to take a perfectly enjoyable activity like watching the entire NFL Draft over a two-day drunken stupor and needlessly change it so viewers have to create elaborate plans to watch it in staggered installments with their friends.