It’s official. Necrobeastiality is the nastiest. Many thanks again to Mamacita and El Duke’ for helping to host the tournament. And huge ups to Ape for volunteering to do the other half of the brackets. Couldn’t have done it without you, sir. And now suddenly I want to soak my face in poop.
Now tell us how much you hated the tournament in the comments! Because we actually value your opinions!
At long last we’ve reached the final round of the Nasty Fetish Tournament, and the the eventuality that we all feared has come to pass since the brackets were first set: it’s down to animal sex versus dead animal sex. Don’t lay all the blame on us – voters who denied the stoma fetish in the last round are just as culpable. Even if it’s not the most attractive finale, it’s not quite so clear cut as it appears.
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament. We’ve finally reached the Round of Four, with the other tourney semifinal hosted at Punte’s site. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with the final in the Orson Swindle Region. Who will be the next entrant in the Nasty Fetish Final Four? Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with the final in the Christmas Ape Region. Who will be the first entrant in the Nasty Fetish Final Four? Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
UPDATED NASTY BRACKET: For those following along, here are the updated results of the Nasty Fetish tourney (click on thumbnail). Punte’s got a little catching up to do on his side of the bracket on his site, but he insists he’ll get up to date by tomorrow. For those who hate the tourney and await our return to tangentially covering the NFL, but really using it as an excuse to make rape jokes, here are your football headlines of the day: Plax’s trial adjourned until June! Career put off until forever! Cato June visited the Texans! Probably whilst intoxicated! Jonathan Vilma owns murder scene! Ray-Ray jealous! Larry Johnson open to the idea of continuing to suck in KC! Carson Palmer is a liar! Ryan Moats forgives people easier than I!
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Regional Semifinal action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Regional Semifinal action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Regional Semifinal action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament continues today with Regional Semifinal action. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
