Titans sue after Lane Kiffin inexplicably ventures into jurisdiction of Tennessee courts

flubby — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:39:10 +0000

Days after USC hired Tennessee running back coach Kennedy Pola as its new offensive coordinator, the Titans have filed suit. The lawsuit, filed in a state court in Nashville, accuses USC coach Lane Kiffin of tortious interference with Pola’s contract with the Titans. Earlier, Titans coach Jeff Fisher–a USC alumnus–expressed his frustration with Kiffin’s lack of professionalism in the matter.

While no one can predict how the legal process will play out, here’s exactly what will happen:

Titans’ Lawyer: “Your honor, I call our sole witness… Jeff Fisher’s Mustache!”

Courtroom spectators: “GASP!”

Sexy Judge: “I’ll allow it.”

Jeff Fisher’s Mustache: “Lavelle Hawkins knows that we’re expecting big things from him this season.”

Jury [in unison]: “Verdict for the Plaintiff! The Titans are awarded eleventeen brillion dollars!”

Sexy Court Reporter: “That mustache is getting me all worked up.”

Sexy Bailiff: “Let’s make out!”

Doug & Doug’s Fantasy Report – Week 5

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:04:00 +0000

Here’s another week of fantasy of fantasy rules from our new friends Doug and Doug. They both have the same name! What are the odds?

I’d like to think that, if KSK ever made a video, it would kind of look like this. And I’m really glad someone else took the initiative to do that so that I wouldn’t have to. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s having to take initiative. So thank God for Doug and Doug. They do all the hard film work. And they drink. I believe I could hang out with them.

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Titans sue after Lane Kiffin inexplicably ventures into jurisdiction of Tennessee courts

Doug & Doug’s Fantasy Report – Week 5