I really don’t know why we bother with themes for Sexy Friday. I suppose this week we could have done women in rabbit costumes, or girls eating Cadbury creme eggs, or sexy crucified babes. But nobody would have cared. You’re all just here to look at the T&A, as if this is merely some collection of incredibly sexy images, and not high-grade art. And frankly, that’s insulting. You should treat these women with resp– oh, hell. I don’t have the energy for a lecture. I’m going outside.

Tumblr-iffic sources: retrozone (often NSFW), suicideblonde, suicidewatch, and FYBG (very NSFW, and positively ON FIRE for the last week). Last pic via heaven, AKA photographer Henrik Adamsen for Forrest and Bob Underwear. Bonus NSFW fun for fetishists like me: pregnant Brianna Love.

Welcome, fair readers, to another edition of the fantasy sex/fantasy football mailbag.  It’s fantasy draft season, so  the FF questions are getting stronger, and in this edition they’re paired with some pretty memorable sex questions, including a guy who wants to bang his mother-in-law, the KSK reader you most want to throw off a tall building, and how to approach fantasy league suspensions when one of the owners is in jail for statutory rape.  Read this one start to finish, it’s a doozy.

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Today’s Big Deal on the Internet is Andressa Soares, who is known in her native Brazil as Mulher Melancia, which translates to “Watermelon Woman.”  And, uh, it’s not because she likes eating watermelons.  The entry that spawned today’s e-attention is her interview with Vice Magazine (side note: ugh).  You can learn all about her professional booty dancing career over there; here, the pertinent information is that she was in Playboy and dear God I wanna touch it.

After the jump, enjoy our (technically) SFW gallery and NSFW links.

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