Welcome, fair readers, to another edition of the fantasy sex/fantasy football mailbag.  It’s fantasy draft season, so  the FF questions are getting stronger, and in this edition they’re paired with some pretty memorable sex questions, including a guy who wants to bang his mother-in-law, the KSK reader you most want to throw off a tall building, and how to approach fantasy league suspensions when one of the owners is in jail for statutory rape.  Read this one start to finish, it’s a doozy.

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Today’s Big Deal on the Internet is Andressa Soares, who is known in her native Brazil as Mulher Melancia, which translates to “Watermelon Woman.”  And, uh, it’s not because she likes eating watermelons.  The entry that spawned today’s e-attention is her interview with Vice Magazine (side note: ugh).  You can learn all about her professional booty dancing career over there; here, the pertinent information is that she was in Playboy and dear God I wanna touch it.

After the jump, enjoy our (technically) SFW gallery and NSFW links.

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