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		<title>This Goes Deeper Than We Ever Thought</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[[int. Robert Kraft's office] Bob: Oh boy, that was some wicked good chowdah! [door flies open] Bill: Hey shitstain we need to talk, so quit licking that fucking bowl and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_RPG0Xn621Go/R6nWgR4XdAI/AAAAAAAABFI/_o9uavKUoUY/s1600-h/gillettemap.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 259px;" src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_RPG0Xn621Go/R6nWgR4XdAI/AAAAAAAABFI/_o9uavKUoUY/s320/gillettemap.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163894297800963074" border="0"></a><br />[int. Robert Kraft's office]</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: Oh boy, that was some wicked good chowdah!</p>
<p>[door flies open]</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_RPG0Xn621Go/R6nFJh4Xc9I/AAAAAAAABEw/TCaTiqLQJiU/s1600-h/belichick%2Bmedia%2Bday.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_RPG0Xn621Go/R6nFJh4Xc9I/AAAAAAAABEw/TCaTiqLQJiU/s320/belichick%2Bmedia%2Bday.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163875215261266898" border="0"></a><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: Hey shitstain we need to talk, so quit licking that fucking bowl and listen up.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: Hi Bill, I take it you&#8217;re still steamed about that Super Bowl?</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: Shut up you dumb fruit, we have more important things to worry about than a game.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: What could be more important than the Super Bowl?</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: You know god damn well that I&#8217;m talking about out little &#8220;<a href="http://www.latimes.com/features/health/nutrition/la-sp-nflcol5feb05,1,3173674.story">weekend research project</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: I&#8217;m sorry Bill, but I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;m not sure what you are referring to. If you&#8217;ve gone and done something to get yourself into trouble then I am sorry, but I have nothing to do with any of that business.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: Like hell you don&#8217;t, you froggy throated nancy boy! Don&#8217;t forget, those are your signatures on the checks made out to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3231375">Walsh</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M8A1GmniP4">Beeks</a>.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: Hey, you hired the guys. I&#8217;m the happy-go-lucky executive, and you&#8217;re the evil genius at the controls. Just ask the media.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: You son of a bitch, you can&#8217;t set me up to take the fall. I&#8217;d sooner lose with dignity than to go down alone.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: Don&#8217;t worry Bill, it doesn&#8217;t have to be that way.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: So what do you suggest?</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: Well that all depends on how far you&#8217;re willing to go, my friend.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: Are you talking about a bit of wetwork?</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: Well, we have to do whatever it takes to keep this thing from unraveling any further.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill</font>: You know me Bob, I&#8217;ll strangle the life out of an orphan if he slows me down on the sidewalk.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bob</font>: Excellent, because I don&#8217;t need to tell you what happens if any of this comes back to Mother Russia.</p>
<p>[hidden door swings open]</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_RPG0Xn621Go/R6nOcR4Xc-I/AAAAAAAABE4/0u9tNG39Gwg/s1600-h/putintime.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 297px;" src="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/_RPG0Xn621Go/R6nOcR4Xc-I/AAAAAAAABE4/0u9tNG39Gwg/s320/putintime.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5163885432988464098" border="0"></a><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Vlad</font>: No, we certainly can&#8217;t have that. Eliminate the <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=4477">short one</a> and the others will fall in place.</p>
<p><font style="font-weight: bold;">Bill and Bob</font>: YES SIR!</p>
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