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		<title>BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ESPN&#8217;s Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman&#8217;s season is over and he&#8217;s ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee. From what I understand, [...]]]></description>
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<p>ESPN&#8217;s Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman&#8217;s season is over and he&#8217;s ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee. </p>
<p>From <a href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2008/09/02/mortensen-wrong-again-ravens-sign-bouman-not-harrington/">what I understand</a>, this means that Merriman will be in uniform on Sunday. Good news, Charger fans!</p>
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