Posts Tagged: Mort makes up stories for attention

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No Tuna For Bounty Town

By Christmas Ape | 13 comments

One of the sad things about following NFL news on Twitter is sometimes a story breaks and you see various people commenting on it, so, curiosity piqued, you trace the story back to its source, only to find out it's a report from Chris Mortensen and Peter King.

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BREAKING NEWS: Mort Reports Merriman Is Done

By Unsilent Majority | 28 comments

ESPN's Chris Mortensen just reported live on SportsCenter that Shawne Merriman's season is over and he's ready to have reconstructive surgery on his fucked up knee.