Posts Tagged: mnf recap

cutlerfucker

Jay Cutler Triumphant After Throwing Masterful Pass Interference Penalty

By Christmas Ape | 70 comments

I don't think I've ever seen more interceptions overturned by penalty in a single game than the array that were negated tonight.

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mnf recap

You Poor Self-Immolating 49ers

By Christmas Ape | 29 comments

Alex Smith is pickin' AND I'M GRINNIN' Jeebus, San Francisco, you couldn't possibly try harder to give this game away, could you.

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Jon Gruden

THIS GUY, He’s a Surgeon With Outstanding Generalship, This Guy

By Christmas Ape | 46 comments

Jon Gruden exemplified MAXIMUM DENSITY during his performance in the booth tonight.

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marmalard

Rivers Leads the League in Grit, But Orton Leads the League in Jack

By Christmas Ape | 32 comments

Credit to the Something Awful forums For the second time in the first six weeks of the season, MNF announcers have pronounced a starting QB to be "leading the league in grit.

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Favraro

Don’t Sleep on Favre’s Eye Discipline!

By Christmas Ape | 43 comments

Favre was actually halfway competent on the big stage against a team he might have played for at some point if I heard everyone on my TV properly.

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jake delretired

Only Delhomme Lived Up to His End of the Turnover Bargain

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

And that's too bad, because it would have been tremendous to watch Jerry see the first two games in his Colossatorium blow up in his leathery face.

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matron saint

The Colts Had the Ball for Under 15 Minutes and Won? GTFO!

By Christmas Ape | 52 comments

Mayhap it has something to do with the Dolphins having a two-minute drill (actually, they started their final drive with 3:17 remaining) that makes Andy Reid salivate for something other than a 20-piece family meal from Popeye's, plus two Quizno's footlong mesquite chicken with bacon subs with extra meat, plus one large Trough O' Lard.

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hey tony shut the fuck up

Midwesterners Love Their Cold Like Kornheiser Loves a Hot Favre Injection

By Christmas Ape | 72 comments

A season of Monday Night Football draws to a close (pleasebeTK'slastpleasebeTK'slast) with another night of 10,000 Favre mentions and Tony Kornheiser raving about the existence of team songs.

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