Sweet sportsblogging Christ, thank fuck a new season is born on Thursday after what seems like a 38-month off-season. Thanks for the occasional momentary diversion March Madness, the Olympics, NBA and NHL Playoffs, and, well, that’s it. Baseball just now starts getting halfway interesting this month. Bad timing, fuckos.

Because, at heart, even before NFL fan fiction writers, Judith Light stalkers and dick joke slingers, we’re fans, here are our Super Bowl picks…

Drew: Indy over Seattle
Ape: San Diego over Dallas
Ufford: New England over Green Bay
Punter: Dallas over New York

(The other KSK writers will add theirs at their discretion)