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		<title>&#8216;Just as sad as 9/11&#8242;</title>
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What Chad said.  Except, you know, without the terrorist attacks and national emergency and march to war.  Rest in peace, King of Pop.
After the jump, Jackson&#8217;s Super Bowl halftime performance.
(Full disclosure: Ochocinco later recanted.  I guess some people are still a little touchy about 9/11.  But whatever, imagine if Bettie Page and Elvis died on [...]]]></description>
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What Chad said.  Except, you know, without the terrorist attacks and national emergency and march to war.  Rest in peace, King of Pop.</p>
<p>After the jump, Jackson&#8217;s Super Bowl halftime performance.</p>
<p><em>(Full disclosure: Ochocinco <a href="http://twitter.com/OGOchoCinco/status/2333547699" target="_blank">later recanted</a>.  I guess some people are still a little touchy about 9/11.  But whatever, imagine if Bettie Page and Elvis died on the same day.  As sad as the attack on Pearl Harbor, right?  Hello?)</em></p>
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		<title>Laundry Night&#8230;The Musical!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Performed live from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines. Good seats still available! Thanks to Curly of NY for sending this to us (via poetv.com)
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<p><i>Performed live from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines. Good seats still available! Thanks to Curly of NY for sending this to us (via <a href="http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=19841">poetv.com</a>)</i></p>
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