Racist Bandwagon Massholes vs. Omnipresent Obnoxious Yinzers. WHO YA GOT?
Friday, November 28th, 2008
Two of the NFL’s more hackle-raising fanbases convene at the stadium where it now costs a small fortune to tailgate (it’s gotten so bad even Simmons hates it! Oh heavens!) to renew their recently one-sided rivalry. The rest of the NFL will no doubt be pulling for the meteor, while a game full of postseason implications plays out before thousands of breathless dickheads. So hold your nose while you pick WHO YA GOT?
Bored Red Sox fans_____________Steelers fans
Bandwagon established
Six years ago______________1970s
Distinguishing features
Red Sox hat with purposefully worn look, look of unearned accomplishment______Terrible Towel, terrible gut, possible skullet
Epitomized by
Tommy from Quinzee_____________Johnny from Some Other State
Their team winning Sunday?
“NO ONE DENIES THIS”___________”Nice try, jagoff. I ain’t no Anthony Smith”
Favorite player
WELKAH, the Dustin Pedroia of football__________Numbell one smaltest leceivel
Disarming but still kind of annoying YouTube representative based in New York
Fitzy (Coach Omar Epps? That’s gold!)_______________Yinz Luv ‘Da Stillers
Detests above all else
Dahhhhhkies, Yankees______________Bruce Arians, Ravens, Patriots, Ohio
Cranks
Godsmack album__________________Some polka shit
Finishing move
Hijacking truck containing Pats John Lynch jerseys_______Gracelessly taking over road stadia
