I exhausted my capacity for whoring “Men With Balls” a while back, save for the ginormous ad to my immediate right. But there’s no way I’m not posting a video review done by some hefty chick who was forced by her boyfriend to read it. Makes the whole book writing process totally worth it. “It’s really quite disgusting.” Sure is, honey.

UPDATE: Video disabled now. CRIMINY!

I’d like to thank all our readers for sending in their submissions, especially folks like Slash and Juice who put a great deal of effort into their submissions. And now, by the power of Grayskull…

This is a friendly reminder that the window for submissions in the Men With Balls tip contest closes at the end of the day on Thursday. Now, the non-Drew members of KSK don’t particularly give a shit how Drew’s book does, as long as it out-sells God Save the Fan. (It will.)

However, what we DO care about is working so damn hard to come up with comedic material. Do you think the recurring characters are getting tired? Are you wondering why The Dirty keeps getting great photos of NFL players partying?

Do you know why that’s happening? It’s because you’re sitting on your ass, waiting for the KSKanaries to sing a little more.

Well, fuck that. Participate a little. Screw winning a free book. Send us an email that makes us laugh, and we’ll laud your awesomeness. Take, for example, a reader we’ll call “Ed,” who submitted the following photo with the sole text “I am a man of science”:

A man of science… who just might save the world.

Or at least find employment in Japan.

In closing, gentle reader, I’d like to thank you. ‘What’s that?’ you say? Me thanking YOU? No, it’s not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it. The End.

We had a fantasy football contest last year. We got a shitload of entries, many of them outstanding, and in the end we picked the girl who was willing to hook up with Maj. Only a fair trade, I suppose. HUGE sacrifice on her part.

So, as the season nears, we’re gonna have another tips contest. Only this time the prize is even MORE self-aggrandizing. It’s an advance copy of Men With Balls. The book comes out on October 27th, but you’ll get to read it two months before everyone else! Think of how cool you’ll feel! It would be like some ComicCon jackass getting into a free “Watchmen” screening! ZOMG!!!11!!!111!!!

I can’t really tell you how funny I think this book is, since I’m the asshole that wrote it. All I can do is show you one of the blurbs on the back of the cover jacket.

No, that isn’t a misprint. Nor is it unauthorized. I’m pretty sure that if Buzz enjoyed the book, so will you.

All you have to do to win your advance copy is submit something awesome. I don’t care what it is. Send us an awesome tip. Make a great photoshop. Send more drunk photos of Orton. My email and the KSK staff email links are on the sidebar. You’ve got until next Thursday. Show us your balls, people.