Posts Tagged: media whores

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Tempest In A Cold Tub: Prince Amukamara Gets Dunked

By Christmas Ape | 34 comments

Over the weekend, Giants punter Steve Weatherford tweeted a video of Jason Pierre-Paul depositing second year corner Prince Amukamara in a cold tub.

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Caliendo Out At FOX; NBC Idiots Mourn

By Christmas Ape | 37 comments

TBS VERY FUNNY comedy hack Frank Caliendo is out at FOX, thankfully, meaning the network's NFL pregame show is now unlikely to include the uninspired John Madden impression you could just as easily get from the stand-up working the ballroom at your local Holiday Inn Express.

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Of Course Time Magazine Named Tebow To Its Most Influential People List

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

Because TIME is the Peter King of magazines, in that it's inexplicably widely read despite never adding anything to the conversation other than a few obvious pronouncements and obtuse observations about culture.

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Indy Reporters Get Totally Worked By Peyton AND LOVE IT!

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

Guy Fieri without the bold flavors Typically when a beloved player departs his long-time team for retirement or another franchise and wishes to leave a lingering aftertaste of classiness, he takes out a full-page ad in the hometown paper thanking the fans for their support.

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A Very Important Mike Florio Smokescreen Advisory

By Christmas Ape | 2 comments

In the weeks leading up to the draft, misinformation is more rife than it usually is, mostly because of GM gamesmanship and also because Jim Irsay sometimes needs attention.

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Shocker: LSU Prospect Is Poor Test Taker

By Christmas Ape | 31 comments

LSU cornerback Mo Claiborne has reportedly scored a four on the Wonderlic, which would tie him for the lowest score ever on the test with former Iowa State running back Darren Davis, who ended up having a perfectly unremarkable career in the CFL.

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Why No Filipino Animators For Tebow?

By Christmas Ape | 14 comments

We realize we're running the risk of overdoing Tebow coverage, which is something we bemoan in others.

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Rich Eisen Has ‘Getting Recruited By The Cops’ Speed

By Christmas Ape | 19 comments

It's probably a sad commentary on the combine that a lot of people view Rich Eisen running the 40 as the highlight of the entire event.

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Traumatized By Tebow Wrath, Mike Silver Becomes Twitter Journalism Professor

By Christmas Ape | 16 comments

There's been an odd amount of blowback over Michael Silver's GQ feature about Tim Tebow's first year as an NFL starter, especially since it was a mostly complimentary piece about the Runslinger tent revival phenomenon.

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