According to Charger linebacker Matt Wilhelm, Jay Cutler is a punk. Why this is news to anyone is beyond me. Santa Claus, Indiana is a hotbed on the punk scene was a regular tour stop for The Cramps, Bad Brains and G.G. Allin, among others.

I know, you’re saying, “flub, the day after Christmas is a slow news day. We’ve heard about this low-grade smack talk a hundred times already. It’s all over ESPN and the blogosphere.” And while that’s true, I don’t think anyone else brought you the news over a sexy punk rock girl slide show. You’re welcome, bitchez.