Posts Tagged: Matron Saint’s Day

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Balteemore and TIXAS For the Subset of People Who Have Nothing to Do AND Have NFL Network

By Christmas Ape | 64 comments

It's the last game ever in TIXAS Stadium, and as much as I'd like to go on about how much I dislike the 50-foot crown in the center of its playing field, reader Brian had to go and send me this indelible piece of Bawlmer trashiness, the annual singing of "Crabs for Christmas" by David DeBoy and Da Hons.

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Holy Sexy Friday, Tomorrow’s Matron Saint’s Day

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

Tomorrow marks the fifth anniversary of the Namath-Kolber incident, otherwise known as the namesake for this fine Interblog dickjokeacoppia we run here.

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