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Well, That Happened

Well, That Happened

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

Sweet interminable birth of Baby Jesus, that game went on forever.

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Did You Get Drunk For This? You Should Have Gotten Drunk For This

Did You Get Drunk For This? You Should Have Gotten Drunk For This

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

You know, I sat through the entire ponderous spectacle that was Texans and Jaguars on Monday night and I can't remember anything beyond an endless procession of turnovers and a bunch of scores after the game was already decided.

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Drew Brees’ Appetite is Whetted By New Orleans’ Racial Deliciousness

Drew Brees’ Appetite is Whetted By New Orleans’ Racial Deliciousness

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

For those who didn't charge off into the night midway through the broadcast intent on killing Tony Kornheiser for invoking Brett Favre's name after every play, it was merciless offensive onslaught by the Saints, led by Drew Brees and Lance Moore.

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Kurt Prays to the Matron Saint for a Buzzsaw Victory!

Kurt Prays to the Matron Saint for a Buzzsaw Victory!

By Christmas Ape | 28 comments

The 49ers had a golden opportunity to steal a win on the road in the Pink Taco, but then took 30 seconds to kill the clock once they got down to the 2, then ran one running play that almost worked and one that had absolutely no chance of working.

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Who Needs a QB When You Can Rush for 257 Yards?

Who Needs a QB When You Can Rush for 257 Yards?

By Christmas Ape | 22 comments

A day after the Red Sox bowed out against the Rays, the Patriots resurrected their season, at least until their next lop-sided loss on national television.

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Monday Night Episode 6: Return of the Eli

Monday Night Episode 6: Return of the Eli

By Christmas Ape | 36 comments

Monday saw the further degradation of the once-juggernaut NFC Beast, as the Giants quickly lost patience with Brandon Jacobs simply running over the defense and decided to put the game in Eli's hands.

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Suzy Kolber Was Kissed, Then Inseminated

Suzy Kolber Was Kissed, Then Inseminated

By Christmas Ape | 35 comments

Pro Football Talk, which is always right about these things, is spreading the rumor that Matron Saint Suzy Kolber is preggers or with child, or whichever other gormless idiom you use for pregnant.

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