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The Namath-Kolber 10th Anniversary Contest

By Christmas Ape | 95 comments

A reader contest to honor the 10th anniversary of Kolber and Namath. For fun and profit!

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Thank Goodness This Jersey Exists

By Christmas Ape | 10 comments

Spotted at a MetLife Stadium tailgate from Sunday, a perfect customized jersey dedicated to the incident from this blog takes its name.

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THIS GUY, He’s a Surgeon With Outstanding Generalship, This Guy

By Christmas Ape | 46 comments

Jon Gruden exemplified MAXIMUM DENSITY during his performance in the booth tonight.

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Cooley leads the league in peroxide

By Christmas Ape | 24 comments

IN SUMMATION, THE REDSKINS ARE NOT GOOD AND SHERM LEWIS IS A BETTER BINGO CALLER THAN COACH.

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Only Delhomme Lived Up to His End of the Turnover Bargain

By Christmas Ape | 27 comments

And that's too bad, because it would have been tremendous to watch Jerry see the first two games in his Colossatorium blow up in his leathery face.

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The Colts Had the Ball for Under 15 Minutes and Won? GTFO!

By Christmas Ape | 52 comments

Mayhap it has something to do with the Dolphins having a two-minute drill (actually, they started their final drive with 3:17 remaining) that makes Andy Reid salivate for something other than a 20-piece family meal from Popeye's, plus two Quizno's footlong mesquite chicken with bacon subs with extra meat, plus one large Trough O' Lard.

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Joe Namath + Autotune = Post

By Unsilent Majority | 37 comments

In the immortal words of Nasir Jones, "F*#k Jay Z.

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Midwesterners Love Their Cold Like Kornheiser Loves a Hot Favre Injection

By Christmas Ape | 72 comments

A season of Monday Night Football draws to a close (pleasebeTK'slastpleasebeTK'slast) with another night of 10,000 Favre mentions and Tony Kornheiser raving about the existence of team songs.

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Holy Sexy Friday, Tomorrow’s Matron Saint’s Day

By Christmas Ape | 33 comments

Tomorrow marks the fifth anniversary of the Namath-Kolber incident, otherwise known as the namesake for this fine Interblog dickjokeacoppia we run here.

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