Marvin Lewis: You’re going up against a heavily favored and thoroughly superior opponent tonight. Believe me, I’ve been there. My team is winless and 17-point underdogs at Dallas this Sunday. But it’s just like us against the Giants two weeks ago. Take off all the pressure and do the best you can and you’ll come out smelling like roses. Sure, we lost, but no one expected us to win and the fact that we even took it to overtime was a partial victory for us.

Sarah Palin:

Marvin: HOLY SHIT! YOU SUBMORONIC TENTHWIT! HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE LIKE YOU, OTHER THAN IN A TIME OF EXTREME POLITICAL CYNICISM, GET ON A MAJOR POLITICAL PARTY’S PRESIDENTIAL TICKET! I WOULDN’T VOTE FOR YOU MY NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION’S ACTIVITIES MANAGER! YOU MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD I’VE EVER SEEN, AND I COACH A TEAM THAT FEATURES A RECEIVER WHO CHANGED HIS LAST NAME TO A SPANISH NUMERAL, ANOTHER RECEIVER ARRESTED FOR GIVING ALCOHOL TO UNDERAGE GIRLS AND A RUNNING BACK WHO GOT ARRESTED FOR DRUNKEN BOATING WITH HIS MOM! AND STILL – STILL! – I’D SPEND THE REST OF MY EXISTENCE GOING 0-16 WITH THEM IN HELL THAN LISTEN TO YOU UTTER ANOTHER WORD.

But good luck tonight.