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Justin Tucker's Weekly Top Forty

Justin Tucker Wiggles It… Just A Little Bit

By Trevor Risk | 3 comments

Ravens kicker, and total dripping honeysucker, Justin Tucker was the second guy to ruin an overtime for the Bengals in as many weeks, so cue him getting what he probably refers to as his “swerve on”.

depressing tales of domesticity

Kurt Warner is the King of His Castle

By Christmas Ape | 23 comments

A short scene adapted from the upcoming book by Kurt and Brenda Warner, "Jesus and She Makes Three" "First Things First: The Rules to Being a Warner," which at first sounds like a canceled sitcom starring John Ritter, but is actually a religious tract posing as a fussy memoir of a famous quarterback's pitiable home life.