This article is filled with so many brutal quotes that it makes one wonder whether they were obtained through wiretaps and phone hacks. But seeing as how it appears in the Daily News rather than the Post, so we have to assume that Mark Sanchez’s teammates hate him enough to actually say these things in to a microphone.
The fun part is trying to figure out who said what…
The most salacious quote comes after the jump.
This week’s Meast and Least non sequitur is this video of Gary Busey on “Wife Swap,” via my old stomping ground of Warming Glow. You must watch it. Gary Busey doing anything is equal parts terrifying and immensely watchable, but in this case he’s interacting with Ted Haggard’s wife. This is a woman who stayed with her husband after it turned out Ted was using meth and soliciting gay prostitutes, and yet she’s STILL out of her element. NO ONE can keep up with Gary Busey, except maybe Nick Nolte on ketamine armed with a sack of raccoons.
Okay, good times. Let’s talk about the Week 17 Meast and Least, shall we?
One of the more head-scratching plays on Sunday was Mark Sanchez diving at the knees of lead blocker Jonathan Vilma on Darren Sharper’s 99-yard pick-six. Sanchez was the last Jet with a shot of making a tackle, so it’s unclear what exactly Sanchez had in mind besides destroying the knee ligaments of a franchise linebacker.
So congrats to Mark for living up to his Dirty Sanchez nickname. Let’s agree to call this move “the chimichanga.”
UPDATE: That’s a $5000 chimichanga. Spicy!
(thanks, freek!)
Int. Il Mulino’s Washinton DC location
Hostess: Hello, welcome to Il Mulino New York. How can I help you this evening?
Mark Sanchez: I’m supposed to be meeting some people from the Washington Redskins for dinner. Do you know if they’ve arrived yet?
Hostess: Yes Mr. Sanchez, I was told to expect you. Mr. Snyder and his guests arrived a few minutes ago, they’re waiting out on the patio.
Sanchez: Thank you.
[Sanchez approaches a table occupied by Dan Snyder, Vinny "Sarge" Cerrato, and Jim Zorn]
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