Don’t act like you don’t got problems. We’re a little short on sex/fantasy football mailbag questions today. Please email us with submissions. Your fantasy football/sex expert today will be Unsilent Majority, who is actually not that much of an expert at fantasy football, but a total demon in the sack.
Or so I’ve heard.
Everyone needs a little smut in their lives. Unless of course you happen to think that stuff will make you gay. For the rest of you, consider this a reminder to send in submissions for this week’s Fantasy Football and Sex Advice Mailbag. Do you want to know how to gain the forgiveness of a sexual partner whom you chided for being too easy? Well we already have a question about that (seriously), so think of something else between now and tomorrow morning. Remember, the ‘bag doesn’t put itself together, so try to get your submissions to us in a timely manner.
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SEXBAG PROBLEMS: YOU SEND ‘EM, WE MEND ‘EM. Or at least gently mock them. Either way, they go here. In the future, we may allow non-sex related general interest questions as well, just to avoid the repetition of anal/threesome inquiries. For the time being, continue inundating us with your perversions.
A REARMINDER TO ASS US SEXBAG QUESTIONS. For instance, how could someone get a best and worst ass list so horribly wrong? This week’s author, Ufford, has another lady in mind and will be glad to tell you about it. So back those questions on in this-ah way.
While we’re dishing out reminders, the “Get Christmas Ape to Burn His Steelers Stuff-slash-Win Free Copies of His Book” contest is going on through the end of July. So continue sending on funny Photoshops, videos, tips, anecdotes, stories, nude picture of attractive female friends. I’ll announce the winners the first week of August. We’ve had some decent entries thus far, but I’m confident in saying the contest is still wide open (it’s like your mom in that respect).
