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‘My Teenage Stepdaughter Is Masturbating to Me’: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

brandii-breaston

The jailbait in the photo is someone who commenter FEAST claims is named Brandii Breaston, which doesn’t sound like a real name to me at all. You may recognize her from this Sexy Friday. We rolled her back out because our last letter today features teenage female masturbation, and I prefer to think of Brandii — if that is here real name — as underage.

But first, this question:

If you guys are so smart about sex and football, explain to me why I can’t get my wife to blow me during Monday Night Football?

flubby: I dunno, someone beat you to it?

BOOM. Roasted.

Let’s get on with this. Up next, an update from the 29-year-old gentleman who wondered if he should accept the advances of the 20-year-old he once babysat.

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