Some of you may have found out recently that I don’t have a girlfriend, and some people say that I don’t want one. That’s not true. I have a passion for personal relationships. I love being in love and sharing something special with a person that I share common interests with. And I love to have. I have a passion for laughing like no other quarterback you’ll find.

But no sex. At least, not before marriage. Read the rest of this entry »

I exhausted my capacity for whoring “Men With Balls” a while back, save for the ginormous ad to my immediate right. But there’s no way I’m not posting a video review done by some hefty chick who was forced by her boyfriend to read it. Makes the whole book writing process totally worth it. “It’s really quite disgusting.” Sure is, honey.

UPDATE: Video disabled now. CRIMINY!